Greetings, fellow life form! 99% reblogs:: Fandom-y stuff and a lot of random interestingish(to me at least oops) crap. Toss me an ask or message or whatever about anything - I feed off of interaction like some sort of Socially Awkward Leech.

formerly dysfunctional-iconoclast

  • computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
  • me: shh it's ok

sixpenceee:

going back to school like

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aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor)

theheirsofdurin:

-hewastheirfriend:

ok so i was watching this gif carefully

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and when i first saw it i was like “aww Nat jumping into steve’s lap that’s so cute she’s like AHH STEVE SAVE ME” and then i was thinking ‘well she probably realized he’s way stronger than she is and…

Are we even sure North Dakota exists?

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred

nellie-sly:

Things that I assumed to be way more prevalent as a child than they actually turned out to be:

  • Stop drop and roll
  • Tonsillitis/tonsillectomies
  • Appendicitis/appendectomies
  • Quicksand
  • Deserted islands
  • Sharks
  • Kidnappers
  • Volcanoes
  • Treehouses
  • Spin the bottle/7 minutes in heaven
  • Giant parties thrown by the kid whose parents are out of town

wherethelarkflies:

His girlfriend got pregnant four years ago. They decided to have an abortion.

I didn’t understand why people cried when they talked about abortion. I didn’t understand why people stood outside clinics and prayed. I knew it was wrong, but that was all.

Now I find myself…

lupinatic:

mcry:

i wish hair was a customizable thing like not just colours but one day you could have a cute black pixie cut and the next have blonde curls down to your waist sigh

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dggeoff:

are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-cleoandcrew:

thebanditcat:

davejaded:

woawwbwee:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 
- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

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John Eggbert.

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John Eggderp

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-cleoandcrew:

thebanditcat:

davejaded:

woawwbwee:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 

- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

John Eggbert

John Eggbert.

John Eggbutt

John Eggderp